well.. just to know the difference now that the Cold War is over..
in the '80s the army had this song
If I die on the Russian Front
Bury me with a Russian gun..
Now, the world has changed so much in the past decade.
People dont die on the Russian front anymore..
it's marry me with a Russian bride.
Who could have thought of that in 1 to 2 decades ago? :roll:
Airborne
When we get to heaven,
Saint Peters gotta say,
How you get to heaven,
How you earn your pa-ay?
I reply with a little bit of anger,
Earn my pay as an airborne ranger
Living a life of fun and danger.
Hey! Hey! What you say now?
Airborne rangers on the way now.
C-130 rolling down the strip,
Airborne rangers take a little trip.
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out at the count of 4 --
1,2,3,4, Airborne!
If my 'chute doesn't open wide,
I've got another one by my side,
If this one doesn't open too,
I'm going down for a jolly good ride.
If I die in the Russian Front,
Bury me with a Russian Gun,
If I land in the Vietnam War,
Send me back to where I was.
If I land in the old folks' home,
Box me up and send me home.
Tell my mom I've done my best,
Silver wings upon my chest.
Tell my girl I've done my best,
Now it's time for me to rest.