Joke for Zoomies (AF types) to tell to members of the other services:

Q: Why does the Navy have Marines on their boats? (Especially important to emphasize "boats" when telling joke to squids)

A: Some say its so sailors will have dance partners, but real reason is the Army got first choice and they picked sheep!

Originally Posted by MSgtjim

Joke for Zoomies (AF types) to tell to members of the other services:

Q: Why does the Navy have Marines on their boats? (Especially important to emphasize "boats" when telling joke to squids)

A: Some say its so sailors will have dance partners, but real reason is the Army got first choice and they picked sheep!

Well that is because the Air Force wasn't invited to the dance...they tried to crash the party but got lost because they couldn't navigate without a 72 million dollar satellite telling them where it was at.

"The Air Force: like being in the military....and kindegarten at the same time"