What to do when you get attacked by a bear? - Page 5

Kina · August 20th, 2005

the 9mm may be dinky. but a shot right through the middle of the head, and i don't think that bear will be going anywhere for awhile

behemoth79 · August 21st, 2005

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Originally Posted by wolfen

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Originally Posted by behemoth79

i hate it how people have come up with ways to try to get away from the bear without huring it. my fav has been play dead. some of these animal rights people place animal lives above human ones. i never go camping or into the wilderness without doing some recon. if i see that there are bear warnings, im gonna take my rifle with me. if i see a bear within 50 or so yards of me, facing me, im gonna shoot it.

if a bear travels at 35 mph, that means it would go 50 yards in about 5-6 seconds. its 2.9 seconds at a constant 35mph so i estimated 2 or 3 seconds to accelerate to 35mph. how fast can you get an accurate round off?

When you say animal rights people are you talking about the terrorists at PETA?

was it that obvious? i didnt want to start any trouble

MontyB · August 21st, 2005

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Originally Posted by Locke

man, can you imagine a bear waking up one morning and going "

i am a hairy mother, i think i need some serious waxing, starting with my legs" ouch lmao

completely wrong but i was just chatting to my friend who works at a brazillian waxing salon 8)

Wow Brazilians must be really hairy if they have their own waxing salons.

Sorry couldn't resist.

USAFAUX2004 · August 21st, 2005

Trow Fresh Sh*t at him (its from a joke)

Locke · August 21st, 2005

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Originally Posted by MontyB

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Originally Posted by Locke

man, can you imagine a bear waking up one morning and going "

i am a hairy mother, i think i need some serious waxing, starting with my legs" ouch lmao

completely wrong but i was just chatting to my friend who works at a brazillian waxing salon 8)

Wow Brazilians must be really hairy if they have their own waxing salons.

Sorry couldn't resist.

boom boom
nice dad joke mate!! :P

5.56X45mm · August 21st, 2005

I shoot the freaking bear. That's why i carry a gun on me period. And if it's bear country. Nothing smaller than a forty five for both the rifle and pistol. S&W Model 25 in .45 Colt and a Marlin 1895G in .45/70 Government.

Kina · August 21st, 2005

heck, give me a sword and i'll lop the beast's head off!

Missileer · August 21st, 2005

Quickly rub your whole body with dung (there should be plenty by now) and that way at least he won't enjoy his meal.

Kina · August 21st, 2005

i'd still lop the beasts head off, a tad bit cleaner than rubbing myself with dung!

Missileer · August 21st, 2005

But, there's an outside chance he'll slip and fall in it.

August 20th, 2005
Kina	the 9mm may be dinky. but a shot right through the middle of the head, and i don't think that bear will be going anywhere for awhile

August 21st, 2005
USAFAUX2004	Trow Fresh Sh*t at him (its from a joke)

August 21st, 2005
5.56X45mm	I shoot the freaking bear. That's why i carry a gun on me period. And if it's bear country. Nothing smaller than a forty five for both the rifle and pistol. S&W Model 25 in .45 Colt and a Marlin 1895G in .45/70 Government.

August 21st, 2005
Missileer	Quickly rub your whole body with dung (there should be plenty by now) and that way at least he won't enjoy his meal.