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What are our chances against a full-scale alien invasion?
 
March 26th, 2010  
Czin
 
 
What are our chances against a full-scale alien invasion?
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Originally Posted by manbearpig21
Dear Ass clown,

Please dont post stupid ass question like this ever again or i will be forced to drive to your house and stab you in the heart with a spoon. have a great day
I'd flag you but I find you too funny to risk losing.
March 26th, 2010  
AFSteliga
 
 
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Originally Posted by Czin
I'd flag you but I find you too funny to risk losing.
Flagging not necessary.


Back on topic (and in all seriousness):

If they're that much more advanced than us, we wouldn't stand a chance. Coupled with all the chaos and confusion that would be happening, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
March 26th, 2010  
Czin
 
 
I wonder if the leaders of the world would try to fight to the end, try to strike a deal with them, or just roll over and wait to die/be enslaved/be dragged into a zoo to be gawked at or something else altogether. Of course, seeing as they are so varied, I'd think the response would be varied.

I would pay money to see the Pope's reaction though. Good money at that. I'd pay even more to see Congress bicker amongst itself on how to deal with the threat.
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What are our chances against a full-scale alien invasion?
March 26th, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
Has anyone really tried shooting a fish in a barrel?
March 26th, 2010  
Czin
 
 
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Originally Posted by A Can of Man
Has anyone really tried shooting a fish in a barrel?
The mythbusters have, it turns out that even if you miss, the shockwave from the bullet will still kill the fish.
March 28th, 2010  
wolfen
 
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Originally Posted by A Can of Man
Gonna blame the President for that one too?
yea its Bush's fault LMAO

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Originally Posted by RayManKiller3
Anti-Obama lol. Or are your putting sarcasm up for the people who blames Obama for most of the bad stuff happening now that been happening for at least a decade?

To be back on topic: Of course we won't win. If they are thousands of years ahead, how can we possibly stand a chance? That is like the modern world fighting the Dark ages lol. It probably won't even be a challege to them.

I hope they don't try mating with humans.... I'd rather die rather than be taken alive as some prisoner lol.
being sarcastic at the people who blame Obama for stuff he didn't do.

(Back on topic too) We'd win if we get them drunk and show em how to party country style
March 29th, 2010  
-- Dusty
 
 
Give the aliens our ticked off wives.

Within 24 hours the aliens will be begging us to take our wives back and they'll never bother us again.
March 29th, 2010  
rattler
 
 
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Originally Posted by Hmmm
Give the aliens our ticked off wives.

Within 24 hours the aliens will be begging us to take our wives back and they'll never bother us again.
Sounds like part of the solution, right on!

OTOH, what if them wifeys got a glimpse on their technology? ?? Teleporting wives, anyone? ??

My bet is they will confuse things, from the recon part of their operation (you guys assume that - while they have evoluted on the same chemical/biological base as we - they have the ame sociological view we take):

Let us assume for a moment you, as the alien commander, did proper recon about the species on our planet for the last decades, from outer space, so you were intercepting our electronic signals and got a visual with your teleporting recon satellites, what did they tell you?

- The dominating species on earth is fairly monotonous in its behaviours but somehow gets along really well, with the help of some parasites living in in a symbiotic relationship (parasites feed them and get free transport in return, also those symbionts are way ahead of your race regarding technology and waste themselves in relentless defense of their parent species), the dominating species is called "car" in one of the dominating symbionts local dialects. The "cars" themselves have a kind of strange language with a depth not yet fully recognized, most of it is turning around a version of "honk", and your linguists go crazy in trying to decipher the message code, your super-duper translators only come up with "honk" all the time... They correctly assume that the species language is way too sophisticated in its sublimity and light years ahead of their crude methods to decipher it.

- Some of those symbionts seem to be way ahead in their technology also. Your comms specialists have just captured some live footage on how they took out the last alien race that wanted to invade Earth and wretch it from the cars, to no avail:





- That is not all, even another sub species called "mice" somehow got the edge on anything your scientists can throw at them:



- Even religion down there is very complicated: While the mice prey to a god called "cheese", the other symbionts of the cars have their own shrine:



The purpose of this shrine is not fully clear at the time of the invasion, but from following the messages that it sends from their god, it seems that the parasites pray to an entity that is fairly cruel and invincible (or two? A multi-god religion?), your sociologists are tying to make sense, maybe a mating ritual?:





- The cars themselves are also very dangerous, at least this is the conlusion your scientists made from the footage, as an example they show you one with its personal symbiont:



- Last, from your scientists analysis it becomes quite clear that Earth is well integrated in the Glactical Club of Outstanding Species (which your race, for some reason hasen´t been even able to contact yet) and can take care of anything that comes to them, they have a ministery for alien contacts and we can count on that they will have allies that are way more powerful thatn we can even dream of:





In total, your military, sociological and political specialists will probably strongly recommend you leave this aggressive species and their planet alone and fund ways to make yourself invisible in the galaxy hence they might have the idea of one day invading you...

Alien Invasion? Not probable. Q.E.D.

Rattler
March 30th, 2010  
wolfen
 
Come on guys get real give them Larry the Cable guy, let him eat cabbage stew first, he farts they, die we win

Or my ex wife, let her drive them friggin crazy
March 30th, 2010  
Czin
 
 
I expect the enemy's weapons to be all anti-matter warheads and explosives, railguns, particle beams, and lasers. And their kinetic energy projectile weapons to use Osmium shells. After all, Osmium is only somewhat softer (only 0.5 less on the Moh's scale) than Tungsten and is significantly denser.

I would not want to see what a 155mm APDS Osmium shell moving at mach 25 would do to our tanks.
 


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