Apparently, the Army isn't immune, either.
_________________________

Going over our weekly training schedule one morning at our small Army garrison, we noticed that our annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second time, but that our semi–annual physical-fitness test was still on as planned.

"Does it bother anyone else," one soldier asked, "that the Army doesn't seem concerned with how well we can shoot, yet is extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

-- Thomas L. Hammond

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

Well if you can run really fast, I guess there's no need to be able to shoot straight.....

I think he's speaking Red-Indian Language ! :P