Who Wanted to Talk to Me?

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AJChenMPH

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OUR WING COMMANDER insisted that whenever something important happened on base, the command post where I worked was to notify him immediately, no matter what time. One night, we received several calls from people who thought one of our aircraft was a UFO. After the 20th inquiry, we decided to call our commander. Awakened from deep sleep, he listened to my briefing and asked one question: "Airman, did the aliens specifically ask to talk to me?"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Sgt. Thomas A. Gerke

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
Nahhhhh

Hadda take place in San Antonio TX (land of the strange - Bush's home state idn't it)-

Twas (1) Soldier/(1) Airman/(1) Marine/(1) Sailor walking near Alamo after imbibing bottle of hooch and hustling the girls.

Saw lighning bugs and thought little green guys were attacking them.

:m1: Soldier wanted to blow em away with a grenade -

:jump: Airman wanted to nuke em -

:evil: Marine wanted to go hand-to-hand with em -

:cheers: Sailor wanted to party with em and told em they'd have to bring their own bottle and broads.

:sick: Moral of story: If you'd rather party and chase broads -
sail with the :drunkb: Navy:drunkb: -

don't march with the :m1: Army:m1: -

fly with the :jump: Air Force:jump:

or attack the beach with a :evil: Marine:evil: .

And always remember it's better to have a lot of friends when you're partying, even if they are a little strange.:sick:
 
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