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I.
Army soldiers have the most beautiful women,
Air Force soldiers the youngest,
and Navy soldiers the most...
II.
Air Force, Army and Navy Generals debating on whose soldiers are the bravest.
Army: "Mine are the bravest". He orders one of his soldiers to fight against two Taliban in close combat. He fights well and manages to win.
Navy: "My soldiers are even braver!". He orders his soldier to kill two enemies while jumping off a helicopter into the water. The soldier does it bravely.
Air Force General just looks unimpressed and says: "I've seen your soldiers now and I must say that there is no braver soldier than an Air Force soldier. He addresses one of his soldiers polite: " could you please bring me a cup of tea?" The soldier doesn't move and responds: "Why don't you just pi** off and get your damn Tea yourself?!"
"See?" says the Air Force General "Mine are the bravest- without any doubt..."
Hope my english translation didn't spoil the jokes
Enjoy
Army soldiers have the most beautiful women,
Air Force soldiers the youngest,
and Navy soldiers the most...
II.
Air Force, Army and Navy Generals debating on whose soldiers are the bravest.
Army: "Mine are the bravest". He orders one of his soldiers to fight against two Taliban in close combat. He fights well and manages to win.
Navy: "My soldiers are even braver!". He orders his soldier to kill two enemies while jumping off a helicopter into the water. The soldier does it bravely.
Air Force General just looks unimpressed and says: "I've seen your soldiers now and I must say that there is no braver soldier than an Air Force soldier. He addresses one of his soldiers polite: " could you please bring me a cup of tea?" The soldier doesn't move and responds: "Why don't you just pi** off and get your damn Tea yourself?!"
"See?" says the Air Force General "Mine are the bravest- without any doubt..."
Hope my english translation didn't spoil the jokes
Enjoy
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