Top, I just got a telegram




 
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Top, I just got a telegram
 
April 25th, 2007  
DTop
 
 

Topic: Top, I just got a telegram


Top, I just got a telegram
The Captain called the First Sergeant into his office. "Top, I just got a telegram. Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."
So the First Shirt calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," he says .
"Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP.
Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers for your 201 file.
The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the C.O."
Later that day the Captain called the First Sergeant into his office. "Top, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes sir," answered the First Sergeant. A few months later, the Captain called the First Sergeant in again with, "Top, I just got a telegram. Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the First Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "OK, men, fall in and listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward -- NOT SO FAST, McGRATH!"
April 25th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
Haha, that one never gets old
April 25th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
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Top, I just got a telegram
April 25th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
HAHAHA! That's just cruel but funny.
April 25th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
That was good I've never heard that one before
April 26th, 2007  
A Can of Man
 
 
Mean... plain mean... hehe
April 30th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
yike, a padre's worst nightmare. Good joke though
May 2nd, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
what a way to find out your mom died..lol...good one
March 24th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
March 24th, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
OOOO! That was good!
 


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