Top 10 rejected US Army slogans




 
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Boots
 
April 30th, 2004  
BlackJack
 

Topic: Top 10 rejected US Army slogans


Kill All That You Can Kill"

"Shower With Men"

"Knock Up Foreign Broads"

"All The Grits You Can Eat"

"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"

"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"

"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"

"Cubicles Are For Wusses"

"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"

"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"

"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"

"Beat Up Sailors"

"We Won''''t Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"

"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"

"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"

“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"

"Play Doom… For Real!"

"Sure Beats Lurnin''''!"

"Because Terminators Are Real"
April 30th, 2004  
RnderSafe
 
 
Quote:
Top 10 rejected US Army slogans
Um .. there's 19.
April 30th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
The number one rejected slogan for the Royal Navy:

"Join the RN and learn how to count!"


Yeah, you heard me.
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Boots
April 30th, 2004  
SHERMAN
 
 

Topic: lol


LOL@counting....
April 30th, 2004  
Bentley
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redneck
The number one rejected slogan for the Royal Navy:

"Join the RN and learn how to count!"


Yeah, you heard me.
hahaha
May 1st, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Quote:
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
hey blackjack can u tell me how the this is funny?

Quote:
The number one rejected slogan for the Royal Navy:

"Join the RN and learn how to count!"
Now thats funny cause u messed up.
May 1st, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Actually, to be honest, I like the "Risk your life for freedoms no one appreciates." It may not be the funniest of things, but it has a certain dark humor about it because it is, unfortunately, somewhat accurate these days.
May 1st, 2004  
rlbush
 
From an old tshirt:
Join the Army - travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
May 1st, 2004  
Razor
 
That post was great.

Yours too Redneck.
May 1st, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Thank you, brother.