Top 10 rejected US Army slogans - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
May 1st, 2004  
Jamoni
 
I liked the "We won't f#$ up your head as bad as the marines". If there wasn't such an angry bent to most of them, it would be funny.

How about:
1. Be all that you can be (except under UCMJ code 43, or where being all you can be would interfere with your mission or the needs of the united states military, or being all you can be requires money, or where being all you can be would be seen as offensive by ANYONE, or being all you can be includes running faster than others, or where being all you can be involves saying what you REALLY think, or in cases where "all you can be" refers to "ALL 500lbs of you", or in such instances as your chain of command deems it innapropriate for you to be all you can be.)
2. It's like college without the smart people!
3. Earn just enough money for beer and hoors!
May 1st, 2004  
SHERMAN
 
 

Topic: lol


Quote:
It's like college without the smart people!
Yes, but as a substitute you get a rifle....
May 1st, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamoni
3. Earn just enough money for beer and hoors!
That's exactly like a college job!
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Boots
May 1st, 2004  
RnderSafe
 
 
Quote:
1. Be all that you can be (except under UCMJ code 43, or where being all you can be would interfere with your mission or the needs of the united states military, or being all you can be requires money, or where being all you can be would be seen as offensive by ANYONE, or being all you can be includes running faster than others, or where being all you can be involves saying what you REALLY think, or in cases where "all you can be" refers to "ALL 500lbs of you", or in such instances as your chain of command deems it innapropriate for you to be all you can be.)
November 7th, 2004  
bonnieblue716
 
 
how about these:
Draft beer, not people.
fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

oh and for NG and AR
One weekend a month my ASS!!!!
November 8th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
hey bonnie, that reminds me of a shirt I saw the other day I gotta share,

You can't hug with nuclear arms!
November 8th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
HAhahahahaha genious scentences,really genious
November 8th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
They are hilarious.
November 21st, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good stuff
November 22nd, 2004  
beardo
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rlbush
From an old tshirt:
Join the Army - travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

me thinks this is from ''full metal jacket''