The Three man lift




 
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December 31st, 2004  
r031Button
 
 

Topic: The Three man lift


The Rocky Mountain Rangers have a tradition for indoctrinating new officers. During our annual dinner commemorating Kiska, they are invited into the JR mess. There they are challenged to preform a three man lift by on of the members of the mess. If either can't, they buy a round.

Before the lift itself occurs, somebody gives a speech about the importance of the lift as it demonstrates the power of the Ram and us and mountain soldiers. This done the officer is instructed to lay down and link up with two soldiers. THey all link up and lay flat on the ground. The soldier about to lift them will usually be holding some beers by then, and will make a first attempt. This will fail, and he'll say he's not drunk enough, and get a couple more beers. After this, he'll heave up on the officer by the belt, pour his beers down the young gentleman's pants, and buy the mess a round!

All and all it's good fun.
January 1st, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
lol, beer down your pants
January 1st, 2005  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
isnt that considered alchahol(sp?) abuse
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January 1st, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
not if you dont tell anyone , but he just posted it on a forum with nearly 3000 people and many guests so i guess the cats out of the bag
January 2nd, 2005  
r031Button
 
 
Yeah now that you mention it, we were abusing the alcohol a bit....From now on I'll show it all due respect and treat it fairly.
January 2nd, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
thats all we ask of you 8)
January 28th, 2005  
bllrby2104
 
 
thats funny.
May 5th, 2005  
MilitaryRose
 
 
That IS funny.