Teach me to watch what I say...




 
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June 29th, 2005  
unblest
 
 

Topic: Teach me to watch what I say...


I am currently stationed in Egypt, on the MFO tour. This major faux pas occured about 6 or 7 months back. I was on the phone with a MAJ with the Force Engineer Office. I was in North Camp while he was in South Camp, about 1000 kilometers away. Unfortunately for the both of us, we were both having bad days with various missions going all Murphy on us. To top things off, the comms between North and South were in and out all day (Egyptian communications not being what they are in the US). Halfway through our conversation, which by that time was just short of both of us yelling at each other (BTW I am only a SGT), I heard a distinctive click and then silence over the phone. I thought he had hung up on me in anger (it wouldn't be the first time and I doubted it would be the last). I looked up at my Captain who was sitting at the desk next to mine and said "The mo**** F***** just hung up on me." The Captain just shook her head and tried to speak. Before she could say anything, I heard over the phone, "No, the mo**** F***** did not!"
Needless to say, I was quite embarressed and began to apologize profusely while my Captain laughed her tail off.
June 29th, 2005  
Redleg
 
 
Good one..

You've posted some nice stories in here Unblest..
June 29th, 2005  
unblest
 
 
Thanks. But I just realized that after all this time, I really don't have that many stories.... Wish I had more funny ones.
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June 30th, 2005  
MetaFramer
 

Topic: Phone calls


Great one!

I was on a conference call once with people from several different partys of the country. One of my friends was dialed in on his cell phone while driving. Someone suddenly cut in front of him andcame very close to hitting him. he forgot about the call and scream out "You Mo**F***!" he suddenly realized he was still ont he call, then hung up quickly. Fortunaately, someone in the room thought the recognized the voice as someone else, and he got away with it. He was very nervous until I called him back a few houtrs later...
August 9th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that is a good story...
August 9th, 2007  
ARMY101
 
 
Oh man, priceless!
August 9th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
oh that's hilarious!
March 24th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
Good stories.
March 24th, 2009  
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 


too funny!