Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

I don't know what the first two are but I'll take the third one as a compliment.

The two first are what people usually call you

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

The two first are what people usually call you

Which is.....?

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Which is.....?

You know what people are calling you.

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

You know what people are calling you.

Distinguished, respectable and upstanding?

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Disgusting, perverted and lazy?

Your auto correct isn't working very well, I fixed it for ya....

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Your auto correct isn't working very well, I fixed it for ya....

I didn't realise we were talking about you.

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

I didn't realise we were talking about you.

I know you dream of being a viking, but your membership in the girl guides disqualify's your ambitions for being a viking

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

I know you dream of being a viking, but your membership in the girl guides disqualify's your ambitions for being a viking

Why would I want to be something that is immoral and depraved?

Being a Viking is not too far removed from being a traffic copper, both are rather partial to pillaging travellers.

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Why would I want to be something that is immoral and depraved?

Because you already are