suggestions for a lowly cadet?




 
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March 12th, 2004  
army jrotc boy
 

Topic: suggestions for a lowly cadet?


im in my schools jrotc program and we do pt every so often
its great but the down side is we have cadneces
all clean cut and bowtied to make sure you look like the wus in school
even the girls in the platoon think there bad

for example...

We are south lakes seahawks
*Repeat*
And we like to study
*R*
study study
*r*
study all night long
*r*
study to the break of dawn
*r*



some times the platoon leader changes study with party
but then were all chewed out by the SAI and the AI

so im asking if ther are any good cadences

something that doesn't involve green berets knifing comies
and something fellow students can respect rather than give them something to mock me with 6th period

(some people think its cute that little kids run on the track shouting rated G cadences but its serious bs)
March 12th, 2004  
dragon_master_gunner
 
Politically correct liberal ACLU rears it's ugly head. You can't even say "Party" in a cadence? Please disregard any cadence I post. You'll get expelled.
March 12th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
1-2-3-4

You can't count to 5

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Yeah....I'm kind of in the same boat as master_gunner, don't know many clean ones.

Oh:

A-10 A-10
Flying high
Kill those commies from the sky

NA-PALM STICKS TO FLESH...... there we go again.
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March 12th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I was run leader for football and I would always teach everyone cadences. Once I made one up that went like this. You should use it when the AI and SAI aren't around, your buddies will love you. Pardon my language


[insert principal's last name] staring us in the fa-ace,
Thinks s/he runs the whole damn place!
Dumass Fatass Uglyass too,
All we gotta say is FU-UCK YOU!


We hate our princiapl, and it fits her perfectly.

March 12th, 2004  
diplomatic_means
 
Here's a couple of my favorites. You could alter them to your purposes but they are clean nonetheless. repeat every line after the platoon leader

Born to be a Marine
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TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB
I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
ALL BLOODY AND WHITE I RAPPELLED TO THE FLOOR
CUT THE UMBILICAL AND CRAWLED TO THE DOOR
CRUISED THE WARD AND I'M LOOKIN GOOD
BABY LITTLE MARINE LIKE I SHOULD
CAMOUFLAGE DIAPER BLACK BABY SHOES
BUTTER KNIFE SWORD AND BABY DRESS BLUES
HUMVEE STROLLER TRICYCLE TANK
THREE DIAPER PINS ON MY COLLER FOR RANK
DOWN THE HALL I HEARD SOME CRYING LIKE HECK
WALKED RIGHT IN CALLED ATTENTION ON DECK
LISTEN UP WIMPS I'M IN COMMAND
ALL YOUR CRYIN AND YOUR SNIVELIN I WILL NOT STAND
THEY SAID AYE AYE SIR AND I HAD IT MADE
I WAS COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE BABY BRIGADE


FUN RUN
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OH YEAH
A LITTLE RUN
JUST FOR FUN
MILE ONE
JUST FOR FUN
MILE TWO
JUST FOR YOU
MILE THREE
JUST FOR ME
MILE FOUR
GIVE ME MORE
GIVE ME MORE!!
MILE FIVE
I AM ALIVE
I AM ALIVE!!
MILE SIX
JUST FOR KICKS
MILE SEVEN
I AM IN HEAVEN
MILE EIGHT
FEELS GREAT
MILE NINE
RIGHT ON TIME
MILE TEN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
March 12th, 2004  
army jrotc boy
 
niiiice thanks alot i can't use the marine one since were army jrotc ><

the mile one is pretty good seeing it has nothing to do with studing and getting good grades

i've seen pretty bad cadences from lejune and boline but i wouldn't even dare say them in ear shot of the AI's

thanks a bunch
March 13th, 2004  
samirine
 
Wow. Just, wow. Looks like ya'll need some serious help here.

How's about the "My Granny" one? That's clean. It goes something like this...

<repeat every line>
When my Granny was 91 she did PT just for fun!
When my Granny was 92 she did PT better than you!
When my Granny was 93 she did PT better than me!
When my Granny was 94 she did PT and asked for more!
When my Granny was 95 she did PT to stay alive!
When my Granny was 96 she did PT just for kicks!
When my Granny was 97 she just died and went to heaven!
She met saint peter at the pearly gate
She said "Oh gee Saint Peter I hope I'm not late"
Saint Peter said with a big ol' grin...
"Drop down granny and give me ten!"

There is also a chorus part in between each verse where you add the age and the last bit for example after 95:: (you stop this after the 97 and the last four lines stand alone with no chorus and don't forget to repeat every line)

95!
Stay Alive!
94!
Asked for more!
93!
Better than me!
92!
Better than you!
91!
Just for Fun!

Wow, that's a long post, hope that helps!
March 13th, 2004  
samirine
 
Sorry to flood this, but I found/remembered another few shorter ones.

For general PT (repeat every line)

Thunder, Lighting, Drizzle And Rain
Nothing but PT is on my brain
Push-ups, Sit-ups, 3 mile runs
These are the things that we do for fun

or

We got the fever, we're hot, we can't be stopped
Me and my cadre like to play this game
Some call it PT some call it a train
We all line up in a single file line
And take our time calling double-time
Heeeeeeeeey we want some PT
Heeeeeeeeey give me some PT
And when it's my turn I run out of luck
I go to call cadence and i get stuck
I Always say before I quit
C-130 rolling down the strip

or

Standing tall and looking good
We ought to be in hollywood
Standing tall and looking proud
Looking sharp and singing loud
Dress to the right and cover down
Forty inches all around
Lift your head and hold it high
The United States Army is running by

and this one might be a little edgy if they won't even let you say Party but you can always try

Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she wore it
She wore it for the young soldier who's far far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it
She pushed it for the young soldier who's far far away
Behind the door her daddy kept a shotgun
He kept it in the spring time and in the early month of may
And if you ask him why the hell he kept it
He kept it to blow the young soldier's ass far away
March 19th, 2004  
army jrotc boy
 
believe it or not the granny one was apparently banned due to the religious remark near the end with saint peter and jazz^^

the other ones are good...yellow ribbon girl is out of the question
March 28th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
heres another one i found.

Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you