The story of Uncle Bob




 
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October 23rd, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: The story of Uncle Bob


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
October 23rd, 2005  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's good. :P
October 23rd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice.
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October 23rd, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
This has been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ight=uncle+bob

Use the search feature before you post. It's up at the top of the page in the middle.
October 23rd, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
I didn't know that their was one here at the time so I didn't see it
on here so I posted it.
October 24th, 2005  
Fox
 
 
Oh, yeah, don't mess with uncle bob when he is drinking. That's true.
October 25th, 2005  
usmarinepsycho007
 
THIS IS SOO FREAKING FUNNY..I CRACK-UP EVERYTIME I READ IT...UNCLE BOB SOUNDS LIKE MY BROTHER JONNY..(HE IS A MARINE.)
October 26th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
He propably is one.