the speech Bush SHOULD give




 
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the speech Bush SHOULD give
 
May 5th, 2007  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: the speech Bush SHOULD give


the speech Bush SHOULD give
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The speech President George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this ~blood for oil" thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor'.

Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got el ected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there're just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean.

The rest of you, f off.
May 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that is ing awesome.
May 5th, 2007  
major liability
 
 
The speech he should've given is:

"Peace my fellow Americans, I'm gonna go chill on my island estate. Thanks for letting me sell your great-great-grandchildrens' livelihood to China over some stupid personal **** like Iraq! Oh yeah, and you might want to say sorry to some people across the pond. They hate you now."
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the speech Bush SHOULD give
May 6th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 
LMAO!

He should just go out there and fight the defeatists' camp by giving strong speeches like that.
May 7th, 2007  
Marinerhodes
 
 
That puts me in kind of the movie "Man of the Year".

If only we had a President who was strong minded enough to put it out there. Lemme tell ya that would be one hell of a wake up call. People would be stepping all over themselves to protest that "they" are not the "bad guys" etc etc.

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The speech he should've given is:

"Peace my fellow Americans, I'm gonna go chill on my island estate. Thanks for letting me sell your great-great-grandchildrens' livelihood to China over some stupid personal **** like Iraq! Oh yeah, and you might want to say sorry to some people across the pond. They hate you now."

Uh yeah. . . .
May 7th, 2007  
Chief Bones
 
 

Topic: No dam(n) way ....


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Originally Posted by Team Infidel
that is ing awesome.
NOT!

He could impress the hell out of me if he and Cheney were to resign and tell the American people that the primary reason for the resignation was that he and Cheney were liars, that got America into an unjustified war and it was time for them to go.

Know it ain't gonna happen ... but ... hope springs eternal.
May 10th, 2007  
Marinerhodes
 
 
One can always hope others would keep an open mind all the time. But we know that ain't gonna happen either.
May 10th, 2007  
KJ
 
 
It´s just propaganda, leftist or rightwing who cares.
Still propaganda.

I don´t care for it either way.
May 12th, 2007  
A Can of Man
 
 
That speech can be shortened by quoting Eric Cartman.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
May 12th, 2007  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ
Itīs just propaganda, leftist or rightwing who cares.
Still propaganda.

I donīt care for it either way.
I agree. But geez sometimes you want to just grabsomeone up and shake them until they at least understand where you are coming from. They don't have to agree but at least be able to empathize.
 


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