Sex: Work or Fun?

March 12th, 2005  

Topic: Sex: Work or Fun?

The old Colonel, his Adjutant, and a young Lieutenant were discussing sex.
The Colonel said, “I believe that sex is about 90% work, and 10% fun.”
The Adjutant disagreed. “I’d say it’s nearer 50% work and 50% fun.”
The young Lieutenant snorted. “Maybe for you old guys, but I’d say it’s closer to 10% work and 90% fun.”
Just then the grizzled Regimental Sergeant-Major happened by, overseeing the various work parties. The Colonel called him over.
The old chief snapped to attention. “Yes, sir!”
“RSM,” said the Colonel, “we were having a disagreement here, and we were hoping you could settle it. I say that sex is about 90% work and 10% fun. The young Lieutenant here says its 10% work and 90% fun. The Adj says its fifty-fifty. What’s your opinion?”
The RSM knit his beetle brows and said, “Why, Sir, it’s obviously 100% fun.”
The Colonel asked, “And how did you arrive at that figure?”
The RSM retorted, “Because if there was any work involved you’d have my men do it for you.”
March 12th, 2005  
oh its not work for men just the girls they sleep with! lol I like this joke tho
March 13th, 2005  
A Can of Man
March 22nd, 2005  
March 24th, 2005  
HAHAHA that was pretty good!
March 25th, 2005  
sounds like a "there are three guys in a bar" joke modfied to fit.
January 17th, 2007  
April 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
hahaha funny
November 20th, 2007  
This one is worth sending to the Marines, they will get a kick out of it.
November 22nd, 2007