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Walk Army, sail Navy, fly sideways - Crab Air.
Of course, the RAF are so good, they can even make their aircraft fly sideways.:drink:
Walk Army, sail Navy, fly sideways - Crab Air.
So it could be 4 now?
Tsk tsk, they should take away aeroplanes from the RN and RM, the only ones able to fly anything properly is the RAF.
I bet some RM got a pot of paint, painted over Navy and painted in marines, dodgy buggers those RM's.:smile:
Besides which its about time RM's did a bit of work for a change, the RAF and Army pilots are over worked, well the RAF ones are, the army pilots are only playing at flying.
Anyone who actually likes living on something that can actually sink from under you can't be all the ticket.
Well the RAF have got to show the Navy how to do things properly, even crashing. Anyone can crash an aeroplane, it takes skill to prang one.
Gobsmacked!!! Good lor, the RAF can't afford a carrier they spend all their money on pink gins and sometimes buys an aeroplane. Tally Ho chaps.
More than that given the budget cuts.
If my memory serves me correctly, the RM's only fly choppers.
100% genuine.
The RM's are over worked. They've been involved in every conflict since WW2. It's the RAF that need to do some work instead of sunning themselves in Cyprus.
Try being in a sub then! :lol:
What about choppers? Not even the RAF are trained to fly ours.
Or putting their Officers up in hotels so that they don't mix with the riff raff.
They probably cancelled the order for the two new carriers HMS's Queen Elizabeth and Prince of Wales to pay for em.
That's cos they can't handle fast jets like the RAF:avi:
I bet a RM happened to find it parked somewhere and nicked it.
Most RAF occifers and erks were sunning themselves in Singapore, till the dozy Brit Government pulled us out. Mind you, Cyprus wasn't bad though not as good as Singapore.
Now that would blow my mind, it isn't natural to be able to breathe underwater.
They prefer to fly proper choppers like Chinook, though they weren't impressed with the Westland Belvedere when they had a bad habit falling out of the sky.
I was put up in a hotel in Malta, at Hal Far which was a family hotel. Quite nice although they didn't do room service.
If you're here more often, I'd flirt with you.
How's that for an offer?
Awh, I will endeavor to get here more often, but sadly I've forgotten how to flirt.
I'll teach you!
Pervert. But then again so am I.
Mine replied, "When you get your fat lazy arse down the shops, buy it, bring it home and make it oh and btw it's coffee - 1/2 a sugar and don't make too much noise!!!" :shock:
Try chaining your wife and dog in a shed overnight in sub zero temperatures, the dog will be happy to see you in the morning!
One doesn't but one can get a divorce, They tend to be a whole lot cheaper than the weddings...(in some cases at least!).
It would work out cheaper to shoot her, after all a 45 round don't cost that much and a damn site cheaper than a divorce. But then who would do my barking for me???:drink:
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