Seals and the Green Beret




 
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Boots
 
June 11th, 2004  
soldierzhonor
 
 

Topic: Seals and the Green Beret


Two Seals boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.

Just before take-off, A Green Beret got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Seals. The Green Beret kicked off his boots, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Seal in the window seat said,"I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Green Beret, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Seal picked up the Green Beret's boot and spit in it.

When the Green Beret returned with the coke, the other Seal said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Green Beret obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the Seal picked up the other boot and spit in it.

The Green Beret returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Houston.

As the plane was landing, the Green Beret slipped his feet into his boots and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" the Green Beret asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in boots and pissing in cokes?"
June 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Great joke

i believe Redleg has this one on his site tho....
June 11th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
LOL that was a GOOD one
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Boots
June 11th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's good.
June 11th, 2004  
lil Lt
 
That was great!!!!
June 12th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
You'd think they would relize their was piss in their cokes when they got it coase it would be warm.
June 12th, 2004  
Razor
 
That was great.
June 12th, 2004  
VEK
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by nulli secundus
You'd think they would relize their was piss in their cokes when they got it coase it would be warm.
and the fact that it wouls smell/taste like ammonia...
June 13th, 2004  
1217
 
come on guys, it's a joke! And a good one too I might add.
June 14th, 2004  
lil Lt
 
I think it was one of the best I've ever heard.