It's day 4 of a hard and cold week in the field.
Me and my buddy are standing in our hole, just looking in the field...for something supicious. And then, @ about 100 metres away, a man/woman walks there in the fog. It comes closer an closer. I yell; HALT! WIE DAAR! (translation; STOP! Who's There!)
-Santa Claus is here.
(We are like, what the F*ck

)
My buddy climbed out of the hole, and layed down behind a tree, aiming on santa's heart. I Yelled; TREED NADER! (Come closer)
-*santa came closer
I whispered; ALPHA
-Whisky (correct password response)
So we lowered our guns, let him in...and he gave us some nice candy.
Thnx SupplyBattalion for that joke