...A mother that has had A LOT of vodka.
atleast you could run from a mother...I'd rather have to disarm a nuke
you have a nuke?Dunno man the one I live with knows where I sleep LOL
you have a nuke?
and it knows where you sleep?
scary...
ooh! ... you live with your mother?
im joking...
(im pretty sure you don't, and i think i know who you are referring to lol...)
well if you are worried bout being killed in your sleep there are precautions that can be taken....
though they are not practical or recommended for a person in a married life.