Quote From My Drill Sergeant

March 31st, 2004  

Topic: Quote From My Drill Sergeant

This is a quote from one of my drill sergeants that I sort of adopted on occasion when someone threatened to go "over my head". The drill Sergeant would say "The CO likes to chew a lot of ass but I've got more ass than he's got teeth". BTW, I still keep in touch with that Drill Sergeant after all these years.
March 31st, 2004  
So as a future butter bar should I be hitting the fatty foods? I have a feeling I've got a lot of that chewing coming my way.
May 29th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
how about you put steal plates in your butt?
January 7th, 2009  
"In case you haven't realized it, we're in the business of killing people!" -DS Rogers, speaking to a Private trying to get out of the Army, that said he was against violence. Way to pick 11B as an MOS, scooter.
January 11th, 2009  
My DS was speaking to us on the first day of basic.

"The Army seems to think that me cursing might offend some of you. If you get offended when I curse, thats just too fg bad."

Later on he told another soldier that wanted to file a complaint with the CO about DS yelling at him.
"You can go see the old man, but that won;t stop me from yelling at you."
Soldier later washed out of basic on Failure to Adapt.
January 11th, 2009  
I remember one NCO saying the following on day 1 in my new platoon after I was transfered from Basic training.
"Some of you may think basic training was the hardest thing you'd do in the military, some may think now life will be easier than before. Well, let me tell you something- it was only the beginning, and I'm here to see to that- A-ten-hut!"

He didn't lie...
January 14th, 2009  
Our drill instructor while marching, "OPEN THOSE BLOODY LEGS, NOTHING IS GOING TO FALL OUT."
June 17th, 2009  
Mark Conley
I remember my Training Instructor (TI) warning us about what would happen if we got in trouble on our town liberty for the Air Force in San Antonio:

"Gentleman: I will give you this advice. Leave the guys with the blue headbands alone: they huff gasoline. Leave the guys with the red headbands alone: they smoke maryjuana. And if I smell any gasoline, maryjuana or alcohol on you when you come back, you are absolute dead meat. Speaking of all you dead meats...this brings me to p___y...its out there by the ton. you have 8 hours: get all you can hold. You can have as much p---y as you want because I cant detect that on your breath....yet. "

He actually was one of the most excellant men i have every met.
February 8th, 2010  
lol, I remember on my IAP course, the Sgt was getting fed up with people continually asking stupid questions, so he finally just exploded and said "If anyone else asks me another stupid question I will personally get God to strike them dead" lol. It then became our platoon slogan =) I still have the sweater with the slogan on it
February 9th, 2010  
Hahaha. I remember that quite well, actually.