I did a search with "pun" and in 2005 there was an "international pun contest" but I didn't see the thread and figured it might be fun to start a new pun thread.

Does this count?

Still there is the non-visual pun...

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

or

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

and my personal favourite...

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

Still I like visual...


and if nothing else remember to practice..

Real quick I would like to give a shoutout to all our armored fighting vehicle crewmen on the forum.

Tanks for your service.

I know this may not be the best place to mention this, but I was considering starting a tread on the forum in your honor.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

also

Today was tomorrow's yesterday so don't inhale.

Sorry guys, but I have all the best puns.

Want proof ? How do you think I get all the hoes?

Did you know William Tell and his family were avid bowlers? It's true. But, unfortunately, a fire destroyed all the league records, so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.