"The Prettiest Girl"




 
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September 30th, 2004  
GrlWonder
 

Topic: "The Prettiest Girl"


Does anyone know this cadence? It starts out....

"The prettiest girl

I ever saw

Was sipping Bourbon

Threw a straw"

Blah Blah Blah

Then it ends....

"The wedding was

A formal one

Her daddy brought

A white shot gun..."

Can anyone fill in the missing parts??
September 30th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
I believe it is this one..

(sung to the tune of "a yellow bird")

C: The prettiest girl
F: The prettiest girl
C: I ever saw
F: I ever saw
C: was sipping bourbon
F: was sipping bourbon
C: through a straw
F: Through a straw
C: The prettiest girl
F: The prettiest girl
C: I ever saw
F: I ever saw
F: was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.

I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.

I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that's way too high.

I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.

the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.

and now I've got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.
November 13th, 2004  
03USMC
 
 
The Morale of
The story is clear
Instead of bourbon.
Stick with beer.
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November 14th, 2004  
Mastermind88
 

Topic: The Prettiest girl


The prettiest girl
i ever saw
was sippin burbon
through a straw.

I picked her up,
i layed her down,
her long black hair,
layed all around

and now i have,
a mother in law,
and 14 kids,
who call me pa

the moral of,
the story is clear,
instead of bourbon,
stick to beer.
August 29th, 2010  
jmare
 
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' bourbon
Through a straw

Her hair was blond
Her eyes were green
The prettiest girl
I ever seen

I walked right up
And sat right down
Then I bought
Another round

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said GI
You're teasing me

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said GI
Don't go too high

I picked her up
And placed her down
And soon our clothes
Were all around

The wedding was
A beautiful one
Her father had
A big shotgun

Now I have
A mother in law
And fourteen kids
Who call me Pa

The moral of
The story here
Instead of bourbon
Stick with beer
August 29th, 2010  
Partisan
 
 
& I thought that I gave up bourbon because of the headaches - hooray me.
February 7th, 2016  
kittysoftpaws2x
 
The prettiest thing I ever saw was drinking whisky through a straw
I picked her up I laid her down her golden hair laid around

That's the only part I ever knew my dad used to sing it all the time he always said he would never tell me rest. Now I know why. Thanks to everyone for solving a 40 year old mystery.