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July 25th, 2005
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Topic: Pick up lines
Are you a ticket because you have fine written all over you. |
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July 25th, 2005
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Are those wings or shoulder-blades cause i could swear your an angel.
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July 25th, 2005
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baby are u tired? (why?) cuz you've been runnin threw my mind all day
(hahaha i actually fell for this one today thats why i put it. and no. no one actually hit on me with a lame line like that it was a friend joking around) lol i hope you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away screw me if im wrong but have we met before? hahahah okie im done xoxox Megan <3 semper fi |
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July 25th, 2005
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Ok you reach over and look at the girls tag on the back of her shirt, and say, "Just as I suspected, Made In Heaven"
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that  . Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. Are you wearing a space suit? Cause your body is out of this world. |
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July 25th, 2005
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"nice hair! what made you chose that color?"
or my ultimate fave (from "the man show? (?)): "does the carpet match the curtains? |
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July 25th, 2005
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I have always wanted to try
"Can I buy you a drink so I can start looking better?" then I got married so that ends that. Keep it clean in here boys and girls. Threads along this nature tend to get out of control. |
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July 25th, 2005
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- I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
-do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine -Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too mmm uk/irish men have wild bad chat up lines, but theres worse ones but ill keep it clean as doody said :P |
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July 25th, 2005
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sorry
(but seriously you gotta see the show, a 6year old going up to a lady (in 30's) and trying the second line, the look on her face was priceless, esp since he had a legit fake id and pretended to be over 18 |
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July 25th, 2005
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Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? |
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July 25th, 2005
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Has anyone seen my Medal of Honor? I think I dropped it when I reached for my Pilot's wings.
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