Pick up lines




 
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Boots
 
July 25th, 2005  
Joe252
 

Topic: Pick up lines


Put your best pick up lines here. Please dont repeat the same line that someone else has done. I'll start off.

Are you a ticket because you have fine written all over you.
July 25th, 2005  
Rabs
 
 
Are those wings or shoulder-blades cause i could swear your an angel.
July 25th, 2005  
PROUDsisOFaUSmarine
 
baby are u tired? (why?) cuz you've been runnin threw my mind all day
(hahaha i actually fell for this one today thats why i put it. and no. no one actually hit on me with a lame line like that it was a friend joking around) lol
i hope you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away
screw me if im wrong but have we met before?
hahahah okie im done
xoxox
Megan <3
semper fi
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Boots
July 25th, 2005  
FutureDevilDog
 
 
Ok you reach over and look at the girls tag on the back of her shirt, and say, "Just as I suspected, Made In Heaven"

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that .

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Are you wearing a space suit? Cause your body is out of this world.
July 25th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
"nice hair! what made you chose that color?"

or my ultimate fave (from "the man show? (?)): "does the carpet match the curtains?
July 25th, 2005  
Duty Honor Country
 
 
I have always wanted to try

"Can I buy you a drink so I can start looking better?"

then I got married so that ends that.

Keep it clean in here boys and girls. Threads along this nature tend to get out of control.
July 25th, 2005  
Irishone
 
 
- I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home

-do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

-Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

mmm uk/irish men have wild bad chat up lines, but theres worse ones but ill keep it clean as doody said :P
July 25th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
sorry
(but seriously you gotta see the show, a 6year old going up to a lady (in 30's) and trying the second line, the look on her face was priceless, esp since he had a legit fake id and pretended to be over 18
July 25th, 2005  
cpl_clarke
 
 
Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
July 25th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Has anyone seen my Medal of Honor? I think I dropped it when I reached for my Pilot's wings.