Heard the best pick up line last sat night! I think I'm still in shock...
My flatmate and myself were out in a club we were dancing and this guy came up to me and started chatting. Went like this:
the guy: do you 2 live together?
Me: Yep
The guy: So do you share a room?
Me: Eh...no
the guy: ever share a bed?
me: * started to laugh uncontrollably* eh...no
the guy: do you come as a pair?
me: 8couldnt speak was laughin so hard*
the guy: can i come to yours for coffee? i could satisfy you both, come on a new experience
me: eh no thanks
the guy: your loss
me: i think ill survive- then i walk back to my mate tell her, shes in stitches laughing.
The guy comes back later asked same stuff again, then started telling us how hot we were to convince us. His chat up line was, you both so hot i just have to have you both lol
He followed us round all freaking night and the sad thing was.........he was a HOTTIE! lol But ya, guys are strange beings to think that works
