Pecking Order (Navy)




 
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Boots
 
June 11th, 2003  
Anonymous
 

Topic: Pecking Order (Navy)


PECKING ORDER (NAVY)

ADMIRAL:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, reviews policy with God.

CAPTAIN:
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if sea is calm, talks to God.

COMMANDER:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in indoor swimming pool, talks to God only if a special request chit is approved.

LT. COMMANDER:
Barely clears Quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with switch-engine, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God.

LIEUTENANT:
Makes high marks by trying to leap buildings, is run over by the locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.

LIEUTENANT jg:
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed in the Mae-West, talks to bulkheads.

ENSIGN:
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building, says look at the Choo-Choo, wets himself, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.

CHIEF:
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, makes policy and enforces it, HE IS GOD.
June 11th, 2003  
Redleg
 
 
Good one..

I have almost the same one for Army on the site..
June 11th, 2003  
GuyontheRight
 
Good stuff
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Boots
October 27th, 2003  
NotaMilitaryPerson
 
 
I have a different version that I found on an Army joke site.
October 27th, 2003  
Redleg
 
 
Hi the NotaMilitaryPerson.

I have an Army version on the site:
http://www.military-quotes.com/jokes...%20MADE%20EASY

But if you have another version please post it here.
February 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Chief Bones wrote this one, didn't he?
February 12th, 2006  
Chief Bones
 
 

Topic: Heeheeheeeee


Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Chief Bones wrote this one, didn't he?
No way - no how... but if you really want me to take credit, I will................

I saw this one ages and ages ago - humor never dies...

it is just shifted to the back of the shelf.....

and brought out with each new generation......
February 12th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
LMAO!
February 13th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous
PECKING ORDER (NAVY)

ADMIRAL:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, reviews policy with God.

CAPTAIN:
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if sea is calm, talks to God.

COMMANDER:
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in indoor swimming pool, talks to God only if a special request chit is approved.

LT. COMMANDER:
Barely clears Quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with switch-engine, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God.

LIEUTENANT:
Makes high marks by trying to leap buildings, is run over by the locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.

LIEUTENANT jg:
Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed in the Mae-West, talks to bulkheads.

ENSIGN:
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building, says look at the Choo-Choo, wets himself, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.

CHIEF:
Lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, makes policy and enforces it, HE IS GOD.
Hahahaha enlisted still kick ass!
February 13th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Haven't seen that version before.