I having being listening to this hot new gangsta rap artist shooting up the charts out of south Africa. He's call the Pistorius L.E.G.

Oscar Pistorius arrested after girlfriend found dead in his home .... Pistorius was found in possession of 9mm pistol and two blades...

Well I guess we should count ourselves lucky Oscar Pistorius was competing in the mens 400m at the Olympics, and not starting it.

The bookies hot favourite to bag an Oscar this year?..... Pretoria State Prison.

Apparently Oscar Pistorius is seeking bail. He told the magistrate they can put an electronic tag around his ankle.....

Oscar Pistorious' defence has more holes in it than his bathroom door.

So a judge has ruled Oscar Pistorius to be a flight risk...
Those must be some amazing prosthetics.

Apparently Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

I bet if Oscar Pistorius could wish for anything right now, it would be OJ's lawyer.

Oscar Pistorius got bail. At least now he can go home and put his feet up.