More military laws




 
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Boots
 
March 12th, 2005  
SigPig
 

Topic: More military laws


The Automatic Fire Principle
Itís not the bullet with your name on it you should worry about; itís the ones marked ďTo Whom It May ConcernĒ.

Bruffís Definition:
ďGun ControlĒ means being able to track to your second target.

Calvin and Hobbesí Doctrine on Training Exercises:
Weekends donít count unless you spend them doing something totally pointless.

Reserve Training Formulae:
  • If it ainít raininí...it ainít traininí.
    If it ainít snowiní...we ainít goiní!

Supply Techís Postulate:
If the shoe fits, youíre lucky.

Sup Techís Response to Stores Requests, or The Five Empty Boxes of Supply:
  • 1. We ainít got it.
    2. It ainít on your scale of issue.
    3. If I give you one, Iíll have to give one to everybody else.
    4. If I give you one, thereíll be none left on the shelf.
    5. You gotta bring back the old one before we give you a new one.

Baileyís Declaration:
A tasking not worth doing is not worth doing well.

MacArthurís Definition:
Victory means never having to say youíre sorry.

The Three Standing Orders for Recruits, GDs and PATs:
  • If it moves, salute it.
    If it doesnít move, carry it.
    If you canít carry it, paint it.

Sapperís 5-Step Rule for Precision Construction:
  • 1. Measure with micrometer.
    2. Mark with chalk.
    3. Cut with axe.
    4. If it doesnít fit, get a bigger hammer.
    5. Pound to fit, paint to match.

The 6 Stages of an Exercise:
  • 1. Anticipation
    2. Disillusionment
    3. Panic
    4. Search for the guilty
    5. Punishment of the innocent
    6. Praise and credit for the undeserving

The FIBIJAR Principle:
F It, Buddy, Iím Just A Reservist.

The Five Most Frightening Things Ever Heard In The Army
  • 1. A Private saying, ďI learned this in Cadets...Ē
    2. A Sergeant saying, ďTrust me, SirÖĒ
    3. A Second Lieutenant saying, ďBased on my experience...Ē
    4. A Captain saying, ďI was just thinking...Ē
    5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, ďWatch this $%!#...Ē

RMS Clerk Terms of Reference
  • -If it rings, put it on hold.
    -If it clanks, call a tech.
    -If it whistles, ignore it.
    -If itís a friend, go for a smoke.
    -If itís the CO, look busy.
    -If it talks, take notes.
    -If itís handwritten, type it.
    -If itís typed, copy it.
    -If itís copied, file it.
    -If itís Friday, FORGET IT!
March 12th, 2005  
dougal
 
 
O great someone else flooding the thread,

Why cant ya put it all under the same topic
March 19th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice
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Boots
March 20th, 2005  
Darcia
 
Cool.
May 4th, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
Quote:
RMS Clerk Terms of Reference

-If it rings, put it on hold.
-If it clanks, call a tech.
-If it whistles, ignore it.
-If itís a friend, go for a smoke.
-If itís the CO, look busy.
-If it talks, take notes.
-If itís handwritten, type it.
-If itís typed, copy it.
-If itís copied, file it.
-If itís Friday, FORGET IT!
Sounds like my ROTC unit.
May 13th, 2005  
danthepirate
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
Quote:
RMS Clerk Terms of Reference

-If it rings, put it on hold.
-If it clanks, call a tech.
-If it whistles, ignore it.
-If itís a friend, go for a smoke.
-If itís the CO, look busy.
-If it talks, take notes.
-If itís handwritten, type it.
-If itís typed, copy it.
-If itís copied, file it.
-If itís Friday, FORGET IT!
Sounds like my ROTC unit.
maybe that is why i havent joined...?


funny though...nice one sigpig
May 13th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Coo! I like your since of humor!
May 13th, 2005  
Desert_Eagle
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by danthepirate
Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert_Eagle
Quote:
RMS Clerk Terms of Reference

-If it rings, put it on hold.
-If it clanks, call a tech.
-If it whistles, ignore it.
-If itís a friend, go for a smoke.
-If itís the CO, look busy.
-If it talks, take notes.
-If itís handwritten, type it.
-If itís typed, copy it.
-If itís copied, file it.
-If itís Friday, FORGET IT!
Sounds like my ROTC unit.
maybe that is why i havent joined...?


funny though...nice one sigpig
Making fun of us eh Pope?