Monkey fires AK47 - Page 3




 
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September 13th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Might catch you on the border later - have your passport ready.
My blues are my passport!

Better bring yours too. I'll not allow you across without it. Although I might not let you across with it either!
September 13th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Must be the first time our shifts have coincided. You've got my mobile number, drop me a text when you're near the border, knowing my luck, I'll be at Tebay!
September 13th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
No worries boss.

Think they've coincided once or twice before but one of us has always been at the opposite end.
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September 13th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Heading north now.
September 14th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
It's called night shift ya bunch of feckers!!! I've fired numerous weapons, with skill, during my stint with Weapons Int in N.I.
Wiv skill???

September 14th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Yes, believe it or not. All terrorist weapons that we seized went towards a range jolly. We fired off all the rounds before the weapons were destroyed.
September 14th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Yes, believe it or not. All terrorist weapons that we seized went towards a range jolly. We fired off all the rounds before the weapons were destroyed.
There is a difference between firing weapons and using them wiv skill, even a monkey can fire a weapon, erm I mean chimp not a Red Cap.
September 14th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
I could strip down and reassemble any weapon I handled, the only reason the chimp was able to fire the weapon was because the chump passed it a loaded weapon with the safety off and it copied him, what's the phrase, oh yes. "Monkey see, monkey do"
September 14th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
I could strip down and reassemble any weapon I handled, the only reason the chimp was able to fire the weapon was because the chump passed it a loaded weapon with the safety off and it copied him, what's the phrase, oh yes. "Monkey see, monkey do"
We have monkeys perfectly able to **** and fire AK47's. The never strip and clean them though.
September 14th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Heading north now.
Sorry mate, it was reasonably quiet night. Never reached 45.
 


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