Midlife crisis

The Highway Man

Brit Pack 2I/C
A man married 25 years, took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 13 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
 
yepper, them wimmenz is pesky. They be tossing the wrench into the cogs ever since GOD took that rib whilst Adam slept. Maybe if GOD had wanted us to eat our vegetables he should have just said so......... that or he said up in heaven, "OK guys, watch this". just saying
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