August 10th, 2005  

Topic: Lost...

ON BUSINESS, I was driving north to San Diego on I-15, intending to exit on Miramar Road. But somehow I found myself at Miramar Naval Air Station. I couldn't turn around without going through the entrance gate. Rolling down my window, I said to the guard, "I really don't want to be here." "Ma'am," replied the young sailor, looking me straight in the eye, "neither do I."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Shirley A. Cox

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
August 16th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
If the sailor can say that with a straight face then I can laugh with a straight face.
January 8th, 2007  
Good one!
January 8th, 2007  
LOL Nice!
January 22nd, 2007  
Team Infidel
i think any gate guard will say that...LOL