Originally Posted by hawky94

Ah oui, well, I suppose that is a positive thing. Unless you're talking about a different '69' - in which case I'm going to go and bury my perverted mind and head in the ice outside.

Yes, I do believe the French started that "69".

Pervert.

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Pervert.

We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...

Originally Posted by hawky94

We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...

Have we?

Perhaps if you spent a little less time on the Internet, you'd get plenty of "action"!

You need to sort your priorities laddie!

Originally Posted by hawky94

We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

So how long have you been with her then?

I haven't. I found it in the bin behind your house, I haven't steam cleaned the orifices yet before putting it on Fleabay.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

I haven't. I found it in the bin behind your house, I haven't steam cleaned the orifices yet before putting it on Fleabay.

Do you frequently go through my bins like?

It'll be no good to you anyway, the orifices have been stretched to much for you to gain any enjoyment.

That's a good bit of Scouse - like. I was just happening by, so I had a quick look. The steam cleaner will shrink the orifice enough for Hawky's needs.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

That's a good bit of Scouse - like. I was just happening by, so I had a quick look. The steam cleaner will shrink the orifice enough for Hawky's needs.

I'm moving house immediately! I can't feel safe now that you have been eyeing up my possessions.

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Yes, I do believe the French started that "69".

Pervert.

Rubbish, everyone used the 69:-

67, 68, 69, 70, 71............... I never heard of anyone counting 67, 68, 70, 71.....................