joke| About the french army (i dont ment to hurt someone) - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
Ah oui, well, I suppose that is a positive thing. Unless you're talking about a different '69' - in which case I'm going to go and bury my perverted mind and head in the ice outside.
Yes, I do believe the French started that "69".

Pervert.
December 5th, 2012  
hawky94
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capt Frogman
Pervert.
We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...
Have we?

Perhaps if you spent a little less time on the Internet, you'd get plenty of "action"!

You need to sort your priorities laddie!
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Boots
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hawky94
We've discussed this, and we've established that I can't help it. God, I need a shag...

December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
So how long have you been with her then?
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
I haven't. I found it in the bin behind your house, I haven't steam cleaned the orifices yet before putting it on Fleabay.
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
I haven't. I found it in the bin behind your house, I haven't steam cleaned the orifices yet before putting it on Fleabay.
Do you frequently go through my bins like?

It'll be no good to you anyway, the orifices have been stretched to much for you to gain any enjoyment.
December 5th, 2012  
The Highway Man
 
 
That's a good bit of Scouse - like. I was just happening by, so I had a quick look. The steam cleaner will shrink the orifice enough for Hawky's needs.
December 5th, 2012  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
That's a good bit of Scouse - like. I was just happening by, so I had a quick look. The steam cleaner will shrink the orifice enough for Hawky's needs.
I'm moving house immediately! I can't feel safe now that you have been eyeing up my possessions.
December 6th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capt Frogman
Yes, I do believe the French started that "69".

Pervert.
Rubbish, everyone used the 69:-

67, 68, 69, 70, 71............... I never heard of anyone counting 67, 68, 70, 71.....................
 


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