Jarhead and Grunt get into a car accident

tomtom22

tomtom22

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A Marine and an Army grunt are driving on the same highway and when their cars hit another. The cars are ruined, but they are both ok. They both pull themselves out of their destroyed cars and the Grunt says "Wow we are both lucky we are alive. Maybe we should stop these silly fights between our branches and learn to get along, after all we are both on the same team" The Marine looks around and thinks for a while (a joke in itself) and says "Sure why not". So the Grunt walks over to his car and digs around for a while and pulls out his bottle of Jack Daniels, which somehow wasn't destroyed in the crash. The Grunt says "I think we should begin our friendship with a drink" The Marine smiles and shouts "Hooah!" So with a smile the Grunt hands his new friend the bottle. The Marine, being a Marine, downs half the bottle. He then hands it back to the Grunt and says "Thanks, have a drink"

The Grunt says with a smile while he pulls out his cell phone "Sure, right after the police get here"

:lol:
 
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