I'm Gemini and I am NOT bisexual, I'm straight ! Well, I gotta go, honey....

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -- Dec. 21)
You are foolishly optimistic. You have a reckless tendency to rely of luck since you totally lack talent. The majority of Sagittarius’s are drunks or dope addicts. Even your mother avoids you. SAGITTARIUS are apt be schizophrenic S&M freaks.

Dang....... O.K. not S&M..... O.K., O.K. maybe only with handcuffs...

LEO (Jul. 23 -- Aug. 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most LEOs are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. LEOs are usually thieves. Luckily for the rest of us, you will not survive long

Half true i guess

Originally Posted by Marksman

Half true i guess

another horoscope...

I am A Capricorn, and that is so totally wrong. I am nothing like that...

But it does make you laugh. If it was true, I dont know how I would be able to live like that. Good one ic1... But not a great one, if anyone was sensitive, a litlle too much... That'll do'em.

looks like we are all doomed