HEAVEN




 
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April 8th, 2015  
tetvet
 

Topic: HEAVEN


Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die so what is the solution ? 1) don't die but then you won't get to heaven 2) die but if you don't like heaven you can go straight to hell !!! .
April 8th, 2015  
Yossarian
 
 
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Originally Posted by tetvet
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die so what is the solution ? 1) don't die but then you won't get to heaven 2) die but if you don't like heaven you can go straight to hell !!! .

That is an abstract notion that is seen in multiple ways, just ask these guys.
April 8th, 2015  
Kesse81
 
Tet, go to bed and sleep!
Hopefully you wake up sober tomorrow.
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April 9th, 2015  
tetvet
 
Hopefully I will wake up and you've gone straight to well .
April 9th, 2015  
tetvet
 
These guys fear they won't die and go to eternal happiness .
April 9th, 2015  
Yossarian
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tetvet
These guys fear they won't die and go to eternal happiness .

Creates own opinionated point.

Counters own point with an equally opinionated counterpoint.

Logic Achieved.
April 9th, 2015  
Elembe
 
 
I do not believe in heaven.
April 9th, 2015  
Kesse81
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tetvet
Hopefully I will wake up and you've gone straight to well .
It would be nice
I am sure that the devil is a cultivated person who can converse on a higher literary level than you.
April 9th, 2015  
MontyB
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kesse81
It would be nice
I am sure that the devil is a cultivated person who can converse on a higher literary level than you.
As an atheist I don't believe in either but if I had to choose one I think I would pick hell mainly because if all the sanctimonious, judgmental pricks who spend their days telling everybody they are going to heaven actually get there then I really don't want to spend an eternity with them.

Conversely if you look at all the people they have consigned to hell and all things that we do that can get us sent to hell I really do think it would be a more interesting place to go.

Heaven really has a lousy marketing plan.
April 9th, 2015  
brinktk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MontyB
As an atheist I don't believe in either but if I had to choose one I think I would pick hell mainly because if all the sanctimonious, judgmental pricks who spend their days telling everybody they are going to heaven actually get there then I really don't want to spend an eternity with them.

Conversely if you look at all the people they have consigned to hell and all things that we do that can get us sent to hell I really do think it would be a more interesting place to go.

Heaven really has a lousy marketing plan.
Amen to that.
 


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