He Speaks the Truth (Take 2)

AJChenMPH

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I WAS WITH A GROUP of Air Force officers touring the battleship New Jersey, and we had to do a great deal of climbing up and down and twisting around inside the ship. As we emerged onto the deck where we had started the tour, one of our group exclaimed, "Now I understand why a captain goes down with his ship. He can't find his way out of it!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by John R. Kirkpatrick

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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