Got one for ya




 
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February 20th, 2004  
Pogue
 

Topic: Got one for ya


Next time you're in battle, instead of throwing a grenade, throw apples. Then, while the enemy's wondering why the **** you're throwing apples at him, throw a real grenade.

:P
February 20th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Is that a quote from ckim715??
February 21st, 2004  
Pogue
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Is that a quote from ckim715??
hahaha no, my buddy told me that one, had me in tears
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May 9th, 2004  
silent driller
 
 
That's classic! An Army sergeant told me to blast ACDC across the desert when I got there so the enemy couldn't hear the grenades explode until they were dead already. Didn't make too much sense, but he transferred from the Marines so he's a bit of a nutcase!
August 28th, 2004  
Nefertiti
 
Sounds familiar to a Jack Handy quote from Saturday Night Live:


"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the
enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make
everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking,
you can throw a real grenade at them."


Cindi