Got one for ya

February 20th, 2004  

Topic: Got one for ya

Next time you're in battle, instead of throwing a grenade, throw apples. Then, while the enemy's wondering why the **** you're throwing apples at him, throw a real grenade.

February 20th, 2004  
Is that a quote from ckim715??
February 21st, 2004  
Originally Posted by Redleg
Is that a quote from ckim715??
hahaha no, my buddy told me that one, had me in tears
May 9th, 2004  
silent driller
That's classic! An Army sergeant told me to blast ACDC across the desert when I got there so the enemy couldn't hear the grenades explode until they were dead already. Didn't make too much sense, but he transferred from the Marines so he's a bit of a nutcase!
August 28th, 2004  
Sounds familiar to a Jack Handy quote from Saturday Night Live:

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the
enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make
everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking,
you can throw a real grenade at them."