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I3BrigPvSk said:
What's the requirement to be a member of the Mil(f) forum's own tweed suit club?
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1. Own a genuine tweed suit
2. Be above a "certain" age
3. You must "talk with a plum in your mouth"
4. You must have a healthy bank account
5. You must own a dog
6. You must live in a big house in the countryside
7. You must drive a 4x4

(This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change.)
 
Capt Frogman said:
1. Own a genuine tweed suit
2. Be above a "certain" age
3. You must "talk with a plum in your mouth"
4. You must have a healthy bank account
5. You must own a dog
6. You must live in a big house in the countryside
7. You must drive a 4x4

(This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change.)
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If she can talk with both plums in her mouth that's a definite plus. ;) :D
 
Capt Frogman said:
1. Own a genuine tweed suit
2. Be above a "certain" age
3. You must "talk with a plum in your mouth"
4. You must have a healthy bank account
5. You must own a dog
6. You must live in a big house in the countryside
7. You must drive a 4x4

(This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change.)
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I qualify for the majority of the requirements. Due to the facts, I have a fashion sense, I don't have tweed suit, and I will never buy me one. I don’t have a dog, I do have a skunk, and does he compensate for the lack of a dog? Both stink when they are wet
 
I3BrigPvSk said:
I qualify for the majority of the requirements. Due to the facts, I have a fashion sense, I don't have tweed suit, and I will never buy me one. I don’t have a dog, I do have a skunk, and does he compensate for the lack of a dog? Both stink when they are wet
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Can you talk like this:

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This is the decider! ;)
 
Capt Frogman said:
1. Own a genuine tweed suit
2. Be above a "certain" age
3. You must "talk with a plum in your mouth"
4. You must have a healthy bank account
5. You must own a dog
6. You must live in a big house in the countryside
7. You must drive a 4x4

(This list is not exhaustive and is subject to change.)
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And of course, be a Brit (hence the name)?
 
You've asked for it.

Here she is, not too sure about the Christmas sweater though! (That'll have to be coming off) ;) :D

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hawky94 said:
And of course, be a Brit (hence the name)?
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This is for the Tweed Suit club, a seperate more exclusive club. ;)

Hang a minute, are you saying the Brit Pack has the same requirements? :shock: If so, I want to see proof that you and Highway Man can meet the requirements... :p
 
hawky94 said:
You've asked for it.

Here she is, not too sure about the Christmas sweater though! (That'll have to be coming off) ;) :D

See attached.
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You've come good...finally! :p

So that's the lucky wimens who's getting some Hawky in her tonight then? :lol: ;)
 
Capt Frogman said:
This is for the Tweed Suit club, a seperate more exclusive club. ;)

Hang a minute, are you saying the Brit Pack has the same requirements? :shock: If so, I want to see proof that you and Highway Man can meet the requirements... :p
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I don't need tweed, I had DPM and a mod(f)90. ;)
 
Paula.

And she won't be getting any of me in her tonight. As far as I understand it, her father will kill me in my sleep...
 
hawky94 said:
Paula.

And she won't be getting any of me in her tonight. As far as I understand it, her father will kill me in my sleep...
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You pussy! You fecking pussy! :p

Looks like your Brit Pack membership is going to be provisional at this rate...
 
Capt Frogman said:
You pussy! You fecking pussy! :p

Looks like your Brit Pack membership is going to be provisional at this rate...
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A) I have no alcohol.
B) She wouldn't let me anyway.
C) I'm all out of condoms. (Meaning I started with zero, and still have zero.)
 
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