Rob Henderson
Banned
There was once a very wealthy old man who had as much money as a person could ever dream of. He had gold bars stacked high in a private safe underneath his 3 billion dollar mansion. He owned his own bank to store all of his money, and constantly gave to charity a large percentage of his earnings. He was a good, religious man, and was visiting the doctor for a routine check-up. It was discovered that he had a rare form of cancer and only had a few days left to live. He began to wonder "What will I do with all my money?" He had no family left, no living relatives, so he decided to pray to God... "Lord, I've accrued all this money over the years, and when I get to heaven, I'll have nothing to show that I was a wealthy man... Please let me take some with me to heaven." God visited him in a dream that night and told the man he could take with him one suitcase full of whatever he wanted to take to heaven.
The next morning, the man woke up and began to debate what to take with him, and decided on a large suitcase full of his golden bars, since they were the most valuable of his assets. Sure enough, he died 2 days later, and was buried with his suitcase full of gold bars.
He reached the Pearly Gates and St. Peter said "Oh, it's the special one. I hear you've brought your 'valuables' with you..."
The man said "Yes sir!"
St Peter said "Well, you can come in, but first, God asked me to check and see what you brought."
The man opened his suitcase and proudly showed St. Peter the case full of gold bars.
St. Peter looked in the suitcase, looked up at the man, and laughed, saying "You brought.... PAVEMENT?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!"
A lesson that money is by NO MEANS everything.
The next morning, the man woke up and began to debate what to take with him, and decided on a large suitcase full of his golden bars, since they were the most valuable of his assets. Sure enough, he died 2 days later, and was buried with his suitcase full of gold bars.
He reached the Pearly Gates and St. Peter said "Oh, it's the special one. I hear you've brought your 'valuables' with you..."
The man said "Yes sir!"
St Peter said "Well, you can come in, but first, God asked me to check and see what you brought."
The man opened his suitcase and proudly showed St. Peter the case full of gold bars.
St. Peter looked in the suitcase, looked up at the man, and laughed, saying "You brought.... PAVEMENT?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!"
A lesson that money is by NO MEANS everything.