LONG DISTANCE DADDY
Mamma and Papa were layin' in bed,
Papa rolled over and this is what he said...
Gimme some.
P.T.
It's good for you,
It's good for me.
We'll get up in morning with the rising sun,
We'll run all day till the day is done.
Mile one,
Havin' fun.
Mile two,
Good for you.
Mile three,
Good for me.
Mile four,
I want some more.
Mile five,
Keep me alive.
Mile six,
Great kicks.
Mile seven,
This is heaven.
Mile eight,
This is great.
Mile nine,
Mighty fine.
Mile ten,
Let's do it again.

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I wish all the ladies


I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bells on a tower
And I was the bellboy
I'd bang 'em by the hour

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I'd eat 'em all myself

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were holes on a road
And I was the dumptruck
I'd fill 'em with my load

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were bricks in a pile
And I was the mason
I'd lay 'em all like tile

Sinceraly, c/TSgt Warren, 1stSgt, 005 Squadron, CAP

another for the ladies....

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were cars on the highway
And I was the gas pump
I'd fill em all my way

In addition to long run daddy.......

mile 11
PAIN
in my back
mile 12
PAIN!!!
in my legs
mile 13
PAIN
in my feet....... and so on and so on just keep yelling out different body parts be creative you know like PAIN in my liver. It keeps the troops motivated

and yet another for the ladies....

I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies
Were like Kentucky Fried Chicken
And then all my fingers
Would be finger lickin'