Furry puppy

[Cadet 2nd Lt. Stinson]

I have seen parts of this cadence, but I have yet to see the whole thing.
Furry Puppy

little birdy
with a little bill
was sittin on
my window sill
I lured him
with a peice of bread
and then I crushed
his little head

little mouse
with little feet
was sittin' on my tiolet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
then I watched him spin
round and round

furry puppy
with furry paws
I put him on my table saw!
now i wont be gruesome,
I wont be gory
I bet you can figure out
the rest of the story!

If you have any other versions I'd love to hear them!
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[AmericanSweetheart]

Am I the only one not seriously disturbed by that?

 

[Cadet 2nd Lt. Stinson]

That cadence is one of my Major's favorites. He always starts singig it, but hardly ever gets to finish because of some of the other girls who hate it.

 

[alliehz]

One last verse to that...

lil baby kitten cat
sat upon my lonesome lap
then I pet and made him purr
then I ripped out all his fur