French Q's & A's

French Q's & A's
August 22nd, 2005  

Topic: French Q's & A's

French Q's & A's
French Q's & A's

Q. Why do French soldiers wear steel toed boots?
A. So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won't break their toes.

Q : Why does Nike like the French Army?
A : Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

Q : What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A : The army.

Q : How can you identify a French war veteran?
A : He's the one with sunburned armpits.

Q: Why does Paris plant trees on both sides of the street?
A : So the invading army can walk in the shade on both sides

Q : How do you stop a French tank?
A : Shoot the guy pushing it.

Q :What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the desert?
A : A mirage

Q : Why does the new French navy use glass-bottomed boats?
A : To see the old French navy

Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before

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November 13th, 2005  
Navy Boy
French Q's & A's
November 13th, 2005  
rofl! i loved the veteran one
November 13th, 2005  
Nice one.
November 13th, 2005  
November 13th, 2005  
LoOOOoL !! I REALLY laughed when reading about the 5 reverse and 1 foreward of the tank. Also like the glass boat things

November 17th, 2005  
How do you paralize the French Army?

Burn their white flag factory.
November 17th, 2005  
I take it this is the French Army as opposed to the Legion?
November 17th, 2005  
Aww, that Legion is French in name only lol.