The Egg

The Egg
June 15th, 2003  

Topic: The Egg

The Egg
The Egg

There was once an Englishman and a Scotsman who lived next door to each other. The Englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Scotsman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Scotsman pick up the egg. The Englishman ran up to the Scotsman and claimed the egg for himself since he owned the hen. The Scotsman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following method. First I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up. Then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman man found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he corrected his kilt and took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman staggered to his feet and said, "That was pretty good. Now it's my bloody turn to kick you." The Scotsman replied, "You can keep the egg."
July 27th, 2003  
HAHA! Nice one, we have a joke pretty much like that one here, only it involves a flatlander, a rancher, and a pheasant.
August 26th, 2003  
yeah, i heard that one before too, only it involved a lawyer, a farmer and a duck.
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August 27th, 2003  
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November 29th, 2004  
that was d@mn funny!
November 29th, 2004  
Ahh...the brains of a true Scot.
December 1st, 2004  
Thats was good LOL
December 1st, 2004  
lol nice 1
December 1st, 2004  
rotc boy