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DURING A TOUR in Vietnam, I was on my first long-range patrol in the jungle, accompanied by eight Vietnamese soldiers and a leathery World War II veteran. We tossed from the helicopter a bundle containing our radio and machine gun, jumped out and waved the chopper off. Immediately, we came under fire. Diving for the bundle to recall the helicopter, I yelled, "Get the radio!"
The sergeant calmly unwrapped the machine gun. "Hope this ain't too advanced for you, Lieutenant," he hissed, "but ya can't shoot nobody with a !!&!*&* radio!"
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Col. Bane Ashley (Ret.)
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
The sergeant calmly unwrapped the machine gun. "Hope this ain't too advanced for you, Lieutenant," he hissed, "but ya can't shoot nobody with a !!&!*&* radio!"
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Col. Bane Ashley (Ret.)
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.