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October 8th, 2005
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Topic: Differences between Army and Air Force
Army-What the hell is that Air Force-What time is my flight Barracks: Army-GP Medium Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked? Deployments: Army-Another 12 months I just got back Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days Per Diem: Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight? Basic Training: Army-Yes only 3 weeks left. Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me Sleeping in: Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late Air Force- I missed Lunch!? Forced Road March: Army-What only 7 miles Air Force-You want me to do what? Uniforms: Army-Think I can get another day out of this one? Air Force-How do my creases look? Eating in the field: Army-MRE Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please All purpose cleaner: Army-Private get over here Air Force-409 Airborne School: Army-Oh sounds like fun Air Force-Why?? I don't understand Air Conditioning: Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up MWR: Army-small tent with one phone and computer Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere Females: Army-Who's next? Air Force-Sorry I already have a date Internet: Army-Sorry the captain needs it now Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up Dirt: Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails Low Crawl: Army-S**t I just took a shower Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does? Cover and Concealment: Army-That rock and brush look good Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX Rainy Day: Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks Air force-So whats on TV today Marriage: Army-So how many times have you been married now? Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby |
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October 24th, 2005
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To True, way to true lol
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October 24th, 2005
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That was true 40 years ago, too!
 
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October 24th, 2005
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Very nice.
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October 24th, 2005
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Thank you!Very nice!
I,m asking my god to give me talent of joke. But everytime,he asks"Ⅰ,m trying to" |
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October 25th, 2005
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very good
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October 25th, 2005
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That's true. Is there have diffence the navys and marines?
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October 25th, 2005
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work
Marines-do it Navy-doesnt. theres your navy Marines comparison 
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October 25th, 2005
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Now Now, the navy do an incredibly important job. Who else is going to do all that fisihng?
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October 25th, 2005
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yeah lol
who would disrupt the whales if we didn't have the navy? |
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