Topgunjn1
Active member
Leave:
Army-What the hell is that
Air Force-What time is my flight
Barracks:
Army-GP Medium
Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked?
Deployments:
Army-Another 12 months I just got back
Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days
Per Diem:
Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal
Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight?
Basic Training:
Army-Yes only 3 weeks left.
Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me
Sleeping in:
Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late
Air Force- I missed Lunch!?
Forced Road March:
Army-What only 7 miles
Air Force-You want me to do what?
Uniforms:
Army-Think I can get another day out of this one?
Air Force-How do my creases look?
Eating in the field:
Army-MRE
Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please
All purpose cleaner:
Army-Private get over here
Air Force-409
Airborne School:
Army-Oh sounds like fun
Air Force-Why?? I don't understand
Air Conditioning:
Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down
Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up
MWR:
Army-small tent with one phone and computer
Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere
Females:
Army-Who's next?
Air Force-Sorry I already have a date
Internet:
Army-Sorry the captain needs it now
Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up
Dirt:
Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far
Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails
Low Crawl:
Army-S**t I just took a shower
Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does?
Cover and Concealment:
Army-That rock and brush look good
Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX
Rainy Day:
Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks
Air force-So whats on TV today
Marriage:
Army-So how many times have you been married now?
Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby
Army-What the hell is that
Air Force-What time is my flight
Barracks:
Army-GP Medium
Air Force-Days Inn! What? Was the Hilton booked?
Deployments:
Army-Another 12 months I just got back
Air Force-What the hell are you talking about 90 days
Per Diem:
Army-Wow 3.50 a day. Just think in two days I can actually get the whole Happy Meal
Air Force: 90 dollars. Awesome! Hey baby want to go out tonight?
Basic Training:
Army-Yes only 3 weeks left.
Air Force-Hey mom can you come pick me
Sleeping in:
Army- Crap its after 6! I'm going to be late
Air Force- I missed Lunch!?
Forced Road March:
Army-What only 7 miles
Air Force-You want me to do what?
Uniforms:
Army-Think I can get another day out of this one?
Air Force-How do my creases look?
Eating in the field:
Army-MRE
Air Force-Pass the steak sauce please
All purpose cleaner:
Army-Private get over here
Air Force-409
Airborne School:
Army-Oh sounds like fun
Air Force-Why?? I don't understand
Air Conditioning:
Army-Hummer with the windows zipped down
Air Force-Hey could you turn the air up
MWR:
Army-small tent with one phone and computer
Air Force-Damn this sand really gets everywhere
Females:
Army-Who's next?
Air Force-Sorry I already have a date
Internet:
Army-Sorry the captain needs it now
Air Force-My fingers are starting to cramp up
Dirt:
Army-Wow I didn't know dirt could get up that far
Air Force-Crap I got dirt under my nails
Low Crawl:
Army-S**t I just took a shower
Air Force-Isn't that something a snake does?
Cover and Concealment:
Army-That rock and brush look good
Air Force-Ya I think they have that down at the BX
Rainy Day:
Army-I don't care if your gortex leaks
Air force-So whats on TV today
Marriage:
Army-So how many times have you been married now?
Air Force- Happy Anniversary baby
