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October 27th, 2003
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Topic: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE INFANTRY, THE ARTILLERY AND THE A
Infantry: A good rifle Armoured: A big tank Artillery: A loud boom UPON HEARING FIREWORKS Infantry: Cool, just like a live fire excercise Armoured: Not loud enough Artillery: Fireworks? What fireworks? OTHER TRADES Infantry: Waste of rations Armoured: Waste of rations Artillery: Waste of rations IDEA OF FUN Infantry: Not having to "pepper-pot" an entire grid square before the objective Armoured: Racing across a grid square on "full stab" Artillery: Levelling a grid square FAVOURITE SONG Infantry: "Ballad of the Green Beret" Armoured: "Purple Haze" Artillery: Anything, just play it LOUD! BIGGEST LUXURY IN THE FIELD Infantry: Engineers blowing trenches for them with C4 Armoured: Grunts to dig their trenches for them Artillery: Cable A LONG ROUTE MARCH WITH FULL KIT Infantry: 20 clicks Armoured: From the hangars to the tank Artillery: What's a route march? OFFICERS Infantry: Are morons and should stay away from the trenchlines Armoured: Are morons and should stay out of the vehicles Artillery: Are morons and should stay away from the gun lines FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION Infantry: Anything but walking Armoured: Tanks. Tanks. Tanks. TankstankstankstanksTANKS! Artillery: Don't you have to move around to require transport? BIGGEST ***** IN THE FIELD Infantry: The weather Armoured: Coffee maker in tank not working Artillery: Only having basic cable BREAKFAST IN THE FIELD Infantry: I don't care what it is, just so long as I can sit down to eat it Armoured: Hot coffee and rum with a beer chaser Artillery: Eggs over easy, crispy bacon, sausages, toast and Tim Horton's coffee WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELVES Infantry: Death Techs Armoured: Cavalry Artillery: 10 Mile Snipers WHAT OTHERS CALL THEM Infantry: Grunts Armoured: Zipperheads Artillery: Drop shorts |
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October 27th, 2003
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Hm...
At least you got the 5 first ones right...  AHOA!! Going away to have some fun with the 81mm mortar this week!  (Hm.. I need some artillery smilies...) "The Fire is Everything, the rest NOTHING!" 
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May 23rd, 2004
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lol
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May 24th, 2004
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I like.
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May 25th, 2004
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:P
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May 31st, 2004
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loads of laughs
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May 31st, 2004
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So true except we have satelite not cable :P
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December 2nd, 2005
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December 2nd, 2005
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December 6th, 2005
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I have you know, we need cable for commo.
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